It’s a little-known fact, but metal music is actually great for your pet! Here are just a few reasons why:
- It makes your pet more metal. Let’s face it, every pet wants to be more metal. Whether it’s a dog headbanging along to “Raining Blood” or a cat rocking out to “Iron Man,” metal music just makes your pet cooler.
- It keeps your pet entertained. When you’re out at work all day, your pet can get bored. But with some heavy metal blasting in the background, your pet will be too busy headbanging to even notice you’re gone.
- It makes your pet tougher. Metal music is known for its tough, aggressive sound, and that toughness will rub off on your pet. Your once-meek cat will become a ferocious feline, ready to take on any dog that dares to bark in its direction.
So don’t be afraid to crank up the volume and let your pet enjoy some metal music. It’s good for their health, their attitude, and their overall metalness. Plus, it’ll make your pet the envy of all the other animals on the block. Long live metal! \m/